Coyote had been manufacturing bullets for the Myan militia for quite some time now. He had even done the arms deal for the attack on the Alamo near Texas
*Snake Bite casually strolls up with his huge wife Aymee. Coyote is already there just staring at them with a reed in his mouth looking like he could end someone no problem.*
"Ok so I have my next order. It's bigger than last time. And well, it's also special to me," said Snake Bite finally after a long uneasy silence.
"Ok. What's the deal? You know I got your back amigo,"
reassured Coyote Mesquite.
"Well you see my main female Aymee is having my baby but she is experiencing some serious trouble getting some dream sleep. What she needs is a new mattress to sleep on. But it can't be just any material. I need something soft, yet malleable. Lastly, I need to be able to stand inside it in the middle so I can monitor her sleep."
"I know exactly what to make it out of!" Exclaimed Coyote.
"Come back in a week."
The next week he spent each day swirling the lead around him until it had cooled into a perfect soft and smooth shape. Each day he added more and more layers without even stopping to eat. Eventually it expanded past Coyote's wingspan. Then he came to an upsetting realization: He was stuck from the waste up.
A day later Snake Bite showed up laughing up a sand storm. Aymee wasn't with him this time. Instead he brought the entire Myan/Aztec alliance and they ransacked his entire stockpile of military ammunition, arms, and technology. To this very day some still say it's the reason the Myans and Aztecs were so advanced. But at that point Coyote could have given a goat's ear less. And that's the story of how Coyote was tricked into making a bed out of pure lead.
Author's note: It is rumored that this story has been passed down in the Lucas family for generations and it is in fact the very source of George Lucas' Han Solo stunt.
Copyright Perky Int 2010
*Snake Bite casually strolls up with his huge wife Aymee. Coyote is already there just staring at them with a reed in his mouth looking like he could end someone no problem.*
"Ok so I have my next order. It's bigger than last time. And well, it's also special to me," said Snake Bite finally after a long uneasy silence.
"Ok. What's the deal? You know I got your back amigo,"
reassured Coyote Mesquite.
"Well you see my main female Aymee is having my baby but she is experiencing some serious trouble getting some dream sleep. What she needs is a new mattress to sleep on. But it can't be just any material. I need something soft, yet malleable. Lastly, I need to be able to stand inside it in the middle so I can monitor her sleep."
"I know exactly what to make it out of!" Exclaimed Coyote.
"Come back in a week."
The next week he spent each day swirling the lead around him until it had cooled into a perfect soft and smooth shape. Each day he added more and more layers without even stopping to eat. Eventually it expanded past Coyote's wingspan. Then he came to an upsetting realization: He was stuck from the waste up.
A day later Snake Bite showed up laughing up a sand storm. Aymee wasn't with him this time. Instead he brought the entire Myan/Aztec alliance and they ransacked his entire stockpile of military ammunition, arms, and technology. To this very day some still say it's the reason the Myans and Aztecs were so advanced. But at that point Coyote could have given a goat's ear less. And that's the story of how Coyote was tricked into making a bed out of pure lead.
Author's note: It is rumored that this story has been passed down in the Lucas family for generations and it is in fact the very source of George Lucas' Han Solo stunt.
Copyright Perky Int 2010
